What can I say? I'm a guy of simple tastes.
I like the Alliance, I like the Normandy, and most of all I like practical jokes.
Specifically on my Commander.
[Independent OC Mass Effect rp blog]

lieutenant-jeff-moreau:

Commander Jayce Shepard. Wouldn’t want her to find out this conversation would you?

Actually, I’m not really scared.

And it’s a little sad that you have to pull that card.

But I digress.

(Source: privatecatty)

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lieutenant-jeff-moreau:

Be careful with what you say around Commander Shepard’s boyfriend Mr. Wayne. Wouldn’t want anything to happen to you..

…..what.

Oh wait. Which Commander Shepard?

(Source: privatecatty)

pvtbright:

…Right. I’m just going to… slink off to bed.

I think I’m not far behind you, love. Long day.

mjrcoats started following you

___

Doctor Mordin Solus. Good to meet you.

pvtbright:

What brings that up all of a sudden?

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

lieutenant-jeff-moreau:

Yeah I’m sure.

Yeah probably for the best. I don’t like scum-bags on my bridge anyways..

Can’t have more than one up there at a time, huh?

(Source: privatecatty)

pvtbright:

You can always count on me when it counts.

…Bright, there are times when I wonder who the hell taught you how to speak.

lieutenant-jeff-moreau:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? “Joker.”

Yeah I am dip-shit.

Oh, nothing.

Well excuse me if I don’t run right on up and see you every chance I get.

(Source: privatecatty)